Somebody still uses Edible Arrangements, and it’s Michaela Kell, the witchy billionaire’s wife played with swoony glee by Julianne Moore in Netflix’s star-studded new five-episode limited series Sirens . The series kicks off with Meghann Fahy’s Devon, a brash, hard-living Buffalo resident, coming home from a night in jail to find a comically large, bristling bouquet of melon and strawberries on toothpicks on her front step. Her baby sister Simone (Milly Alcock), who’s now Michaela Kell’s best friend, assistant, and acolyte, has sent Devon this fruit monstrosity in response to her urgent texts looking for help with their father’s ongoing health crisis.

Devon’s sudden, impulsive decision to take the damn thing back to Simone and throw it in her face brings her to the Kells’ island home, a

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