ARE you in the honeymoon stage of a relationship and love doing everything together? That will soon change. Here’s when, and how annoying your true love will have become.

Six months: holding hands

When you first started dating you couldn’t let go of each other, even if it meant taking up the entire pavement and forcing other pedestrians to walk in the gutter. Six months in, you’ll snatch your hand away as soon as they try to grasp it in their own cold, clammy fingers, triggering a hurt expression and several passive-aggressive comments.

Three years: the big shop

The first year of big shops after you moved in together were opportunities to show off your happiness in public: whispering sweet nothings and giggling as you perused the oranges, clogging up the aisle with your trolley as you

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