A BRIDE whose new husband reflected in his wedding speech ‘she has made him a better person’ has admitted that it was not much of a job.

Hannah Tomlinson, aged 31, confessed to guests she significantly improved the life of 35-year-old Tom Logan in their first week together by persuading him to buy a shower curtain.

She said: “I appreciate him saying it, but then I did write the speech. Last night, 10pm, he was too pissed.

“But it was no challenge to transform him from the unshaven bin rat I first stumbled across to this hottish rodent husband. An electric toothbrush, mandatory gym membership and a ‘no PornHub at the dinner table’ rule and he’s 150 per cent up on what he was.

“The tough stuff – Lynx Africa is not air freshener, sell-by dates are not a conspiracy and on a related note th

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