Elon Musk 's time at the right hand of Donald Trump began with, uh, energetic on-stage appearances during which he performed a very Nazi-like salute and waved around a chain saw . But it ended in far more chastened fashion, with a restrained tweet from Musk on Tuesday saying his “scheduled time as a Special Government Employee” was ending, followed by a bombshell report on Friday claiming Musk is a regular user of Ecstasy, psychedelic mushrooms, Adderall, and Ketamine—the latter of which he used so regularly that he reportedly suffered bladder-related issues as a result. Given that, you can see why his Friday going-away party in the Oval Office was a bit of a letdown.

Musk, who has in recent months made a habit of wearing a baseball cap that reads “Trump was right about e

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