In all honesty, I am rooting for the Rockies to lose every night. I can’t think of a better way to spur meaningful organizational change, other than a Daniel Snyder type of scandal at the ownership level.

– J.P., jilted baseball-lover

Kiz: So you’re the one guy in our dusty old cowtown who’s ecstatic with the Rockies. After an 8-2 loss Saturday to the New York Mets, Colorado will finish May a stupefying 40 games under .500. At 9-49 in the standings, your Rox Bottoms are on pace to lose 137 games.

We root for the Rockies to fire interim manager Warren Schaeffer and the entire coaching staff. We also root for the Rockies to finally trade pitchers German Marquez and no-talent Kyle Freeland.

– Daniel, Denver

Kiz: You can’t spell Schaeffer without two F’s. Since taking on the worst job i

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