ELON Musk, at his final White House briefing alongside Trump this weekend, has been properly lamped one. The sad prick claimed his five-year-old did it. Who’s actually responsible?

Grimes

The alt-pop manic pixie dream solo artist hipster millennials are ashamed they ever masturbated to, Grimes had a close relationship with Musk for years so logically hates him. Lashed out after he tried to rekindle their love by sending her a single rose and a syringe of chilled spunk.

Mark Zuckerberg

Loser nerd challenged loser nerd to a cage match two years ago. It never happened, but Zuckerberg bears a grudge and looks like basically anyone. He could have been dealing a solid haymaker to Elon’s face every month ever since, no matter where or when, just for his own satisfaction. If so, respect.

His

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