THE world order trembles on the edge of collapse. Only principled politicians attending whiskey launches by convicted criminals at Scunthorpe FC can save it.

When I was deposed from my rightful office on October 20th, 2022, not that I’m counting the days, and the country lost its greatest prime minister since Disraeli, I found a new mission. Stopping the Blob, ending wokeness, and ultimately saving the West.

It’s a big job. Can I do it? Yes. Can I do it so well I ultimately reverse time, go back to the mini-budget and explain it properly so the markets don’t melt down? I believe so.

Have I found important allies in this fight? Yes. President Trump, obviously. We don’t meet, but we communicate all the time on the astral plane. Cryptocurrency experts. Far-right Hungarian leader Viktor Orb

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