×Milwaukee Milkmen - May 31, 2025

Milwaukee Milkmen play the Red Hawks on May 31, 2025

How dare you take your anti-consumerist mainstream-media-snubbing rock’n’roll belle to the baseball game? I’ll tell you how. Don’t settle for nosebleed seats at the Brewers. Instead, go straight to the front row for the Milkmen. You heard me. It’s not even the Minor Leagues but what’s the difference? She’ll suddenly appreciate the view from above the on-deck circle, where, lo and behold, the Milkmen’s pin striped tights are even tighter up close and personal. Take it from me, she’s a baseball fan for good now, and what could be better than that? Collective liberation?

With Milorganite wafting on the breezes and the near-full moon rising above the bleachers in the early eve, we enter the recently minte

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