BRITONS have smuggled cocaine disguised as Angel Delight, which has millions with a packet of the latter at the back of a cupboard wondering: should I snort it? Apply these tests:

Is it pink?

Pink Angel Delight was a staple of the 1970s home dessert menu, with its sickening artificial strawberry taste bringing back treasured memories of long summers, power cuts and a PE teacher who slept with fifth years. However some cocaine is also now pink, because of the Barbie movie, so this is not conclusive.

Does it smell faintly of butterscotch?

If so it may be the connoisseur’s favourite Angel Delight, served by only the most select aspiring families. However, butterscotch doesn’t really taste of anything which is why it no longer exists as a flavour except in this powdery time capsule. That o

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