Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links. 4

Elon Musk said that he is looking forward for the much more relaxing job of safely transporting people to Mars. READ MORE 4

The United Nations still hopes an agreement can be reached despite that the terms require the continued death on Jews. READ MORE 4

At publishing time, Trump was reportedly playing hardball by also demanding that China provide the secret recipe for General Tso’s Chicken. READ MORE 4

Historians discovered the auto-feather while looking through an old storage cupboard in Mt. Vernon. READ MORE

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