×Art Kumbalek

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, here I be still breathing and somewhat ambulatory in the first week of another month of June named after the Roman goddess Juno, and from my toe-tip into the waters of research, she was “the god of marriage and childbirth, and the wife of Jupiter, king of the gods.” No mention of Jesus from my research and his clan involved in the designing naming of calendar dates, graphics and such, what the fock. But this Juno must’ve been some kind of hotsy-totsy to be the sixth-month-of-the-year calendar girl for, lo, these thousands of years, you think?

Anyways, yeah yeah, June and I’ve yet to be deported based on my view that “President” Trumpel-thinskin sucks ass bigtime. I can imagine that day could/will come

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