I’m something of a freak for musicals even when they don’t star Jennifer Lopez , so you can imagine how I feel about Bill Condon’s upcoming big-screen adaptation of Kiss of the Spider Woman. Set in a prison during Argentina’s Dirty War, the film, which had its world premiere at Sundance earlier this year, features none other than J.Lo as a fatally beautiful screen actress (what a stretch!), and it’s due out in theaters this fall.

Watch the first teaser trailer for yourself below, then find (literally) every thought I had about it below.

Blonde J. Lo? Va va voom!

No, seriously, I’m…quite into this.

She’s looking like Sabrina Carpenter from the back!

Although not hitchhiking in jean shorts, unfortunately.

The people have yearned for J. Lo in a musical again.

“I couldn’t live

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