U.S. — Liberals are putting extra effort into their secular holiday plans this year, taking the time to stop and wish people "Happy Holidays" one last time before Trump makes it an act punishable by death.

"Happy Holidays," a tearful Sarah Stone said, holding her children tight. "I love you and I — I just want to tell you Happy Holidays before it's too late. Before Trump kills us all."

Though Trump has been silent on the matter, liberals are already preparing for the inevitable day the phrase "Happy Holidays" is replaced with the dark, Christian Nationalist greeting "Merry Christmas." Many experts believe this is everyone's last chance to say the more politically correct "Happy Holidays" before the hammer drops and they are all condemned to death.

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