Mario Kart World is here , and you and everyone you know is playing as a cow . This game arriving on the cusp of a summer once again run by pop girlies — Sabrina, Addison, OG 1989 , Beyoncé tour, whatever the hell Reneé Rapp gets up to — feels like no great coincidence. Like Mario Kart World , the pop-girlie landscape is full of colorful characters for whom we’re meant to point at the screen and go “okay, me.” These pop stars probably have more important things to do than hop on Mario Kart World with one another, but also, maybe they don’t. Chalk it up to a rare 80-degree day in New York City or overwhelming TGIF energy, but here’s who Vulture thinks the pop girlies are playing in Mario Kart World .

Addison Rae, Princess Peach

No need to overthink this one. One of the most pr

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