The world watched in horror yesterday as the friendship between President Donald Trump and Elon Musk was torn asunder, but it doesn't have to be this way. There is still hope that the two titans can make amends.

The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of ways to guarantee a Trump-Musk reconciliation:

Make them share a get-along shirt: You keep it on until you can play nice.

Lock them both in a room together: They will be forced to resolve their issues or kill each other. Either way, things will work out.

Tell them the other has died: In their grief, they will forget all about the argument and be relieved to find out they're both still alive.

Orchestrate an elaborate parent trap: Become friends with Trump while your identical twin becomes friends with Elon. Then switch plac

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