The Babylon BeeWASHINGTON, D.C. - With news coming out that the United States Supreme Court has overturned Roe v Wade, millions of women have accepted their fate and are lining up outside the SCOTUS building to receive their complimentary Handmaid's Tale uniforms.
"Well, I guess it has come to this - I'm a Handmaid now," said former pro-choice activist Pixie Stankbugg, draped head to toe in a red robe and wearing a white bonnet. "We tried to stop it, but we're officially in the Handmaid's Tale now. Now, where do I go to get impregnated by my assigned male Commander?"
The Biden Administration had promised to do everything it can to meet the demand for red robes and white bonnets.
"Don't worry, we're gonna order as many as we can so all you womenfolk can get a uniform," said Biden to a red towel drape