WASHINGTON, DC — The White House was lit up with the colors of a fanatical cult this week, officially signaling the Biden Administration's establishment of a new state-sponsored religion. The move has received both widespread applause and serious concerns about the First Amendment implications.

"This is a great day for our nation," President Joe Biden said at the lighting ceremony. "We have finally progressed enough that we can implement our official national religion and put it on full display here at the White House. And just look at the pretty colors, folks."

Mainstream media sources hailed the move as a significant victory in the crusade for inclusivity and acceptance of all people, except for anyone who disagrees, in which case dissidents should be removed from society. Critics, how

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