You know that feeling when the final whistle blows after a grueling overtime battle? When every muscle screams, the crowd’s roar fades to a dull hum. And all you crave is the sweet embrace of horizontal oblivion? That universal exhaustion—earned, deep, and utterly undeniable—transcends the gridiron. It’s a vibe Jason Kelce , Philly’s legendary ironman center, knows intimately after 13 seasons anchoring the Eagles ’ trench warfare. And sometimes?

It looks a lot like a toddler blissfully passed out after a day of play. ‘The Simpsons’ has it nailed. Enter Charissa Thompson , the whip-smart Amazon TNF host who’s seen her share of post-game locker-room fatigue. When Kelce recently posted an adorable, sun-drenched snap of his 2-year-old daughter. Bennett Llewellyn , utterly zonked o

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