AUSTIN, TX — In what has been talked about as a "last-ditch attempt" to avoid all-out war, Texas has announced it has agreed to a two-state solution with the city of Austin. Officials hope this distinction will help calm decades of growing hostilities in the region.

The solution will divide the region into two states, Texas and the Democratic Socialist Republic of Austin.

"This is the only way for us to live in peace," said Texas Governor Greg Abbot. "The citizens of Austin have been at war with the people of Texas for many years now, and to end the bloodshed for future generations, we are willing to recognize Austin as its own separate and sovereign land."

The resolution brought much-needed relief to the war-torn area, where battle lines had been drawn along the border of Austin. "The

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