It's the fourth week of November, which means it's time for us all to do a little introspection and consider what we are thankful for. The Babylon Bee made full use of its vast political and entertainment connections to ask a dozen prominent public figures what they are thankful for this year. Their answers may surprise you:

President-elect Donald Trump: "Kamala Harris."

Joel Osteen: "Tax-exempt status."

Meghan Markle: "Meghan Markle."

Mark Cuban: "The ability to delete posts on X."

Candace Owens: "Forget what I'm thankful for — what are THEY thankful for? And you know who 'they' are."

Los Angeles Dodgers: "The New York Yankees' defense."

President Joe Biden: "All those nice smelling feathers on that shapely turkey I just pardoned."

Jay Leno: "Advances in emergency medici

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