They’re not pirates, but they’ll have to hide their booties while feasting on the high seas.

Travel buffs who prefer vacationing in the buff can freely flaunt their flesh with Bare Necessities, a tourist company chartering nude cruises to exotic destinations.

But it’s not all fun and games and genitalia in every corner of the watercraft. 5

Passengers, many who spend between $13,000 to $50,000 to bare it all onboard, must cover up their portholes in spaces dedicated to chowing down.

“Clothing is required for all meals taken in the dining rooms,” per Bare Necessities’ Frequently Asked Questions , which notes, however, that the self-serve buffet is a “clothes-free” area.

“Casual attire is fine in all of these venues,” says the site of ship eateries. “Bathrobes are not per

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