It’s not looking good for are ol’ Giants, is it, folks? They’ve stepped in a bucket of syrup for sure with their blindingly awful play for the past two months, and after being thoroughly rinsed by the Padres, they now find themselves tumblin’ into the drooling maw of the Milwaukee Brewers, who started August with a 14-game winnng streak. GEE-YULP.

Now, some of ye faithful might be sayin’, “Wait a gosh dern minute there, partner. These here Giants are layin’ low, see, waitin’ to make their move and pounce on the competition.“ Reasonable people would not say that, though, nor believe it, as whatever math maintains that the Giants are still alive, our gosh dern eyes and our gosh danged brains can see that this is a zombie team, shambling about the lands. These Brewers are liable to stampede

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