Almost three years since the release of OpenAI's explosively popular ChatGPT, it's clear that artificial intelligence isn't exactly taking the job market by storm.

Sure, AI makes a convenient cover for business executives who were already looking to downsize or outsource their labor force, but the tech's myriad hallucination issues, legal risks, and security baggage make it ill-suited to automate human jobs. That's to say nothing of the fact that 95 percent of businesses gunning for an AI overhaul see their efforts end in failure.

Yet as far as investors seem to be concerned, that’s just background noise. Despite the software's many shortcomings, even the mere mention of an "AI strategy" on a businesses' quarterly earnings report can send its stock to the Moon, which is probably one reas

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