Kristi Noem is one of the many MAGA women who have tried and failed to nail the cowgirl chic look. The Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security's accessories at a 2024 Lainey Wilson concert — a tan cowboy hat and matching boots — made it seem like she wanted nothing more than to blend in with the other country music lovers. However, Kristi apparently couldn't be bothered to fully commit to the look, so she just threw on the extra accoutrements with a simple black dress. Needless to say, the odd, contrasting colors and mismatched pairing only made the Trump staffer stick out more.

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On July 4, 2025, she overcorrected her past mistake by deciding to ride a horse while donning tacky, shiny, snake-print blue boot

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