He’s seeking a hire office

So here’s what I’m hearing.

They’re saying — and ask not who “they” are — that they might move Eric of the sticky fingers tribe off. Gone. Out. Like from running or walking quickly and quiet — like away from playing mayor. He will not want to budge. This they know. He will not want to lessen his VIPness. This he knows. He will not want to give up income. This even Methuselah knows.

He needs a classy high-class exit. This city needs a way out. City Hall needs a way out. The quiet burble — deep underneath the surface, like way below the subway — is to find him an exit so he can still love money, prestige, power, importance, speeches, TV time, good tables at restaurants and a cheaper tailor.

The thinking is, to give him a job. Make up one. High paying. High

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