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Good thing Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement is there to soften the blow, because this summer’s other feel-good celebrity love story, between Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson, may not have been worth celebrating, or believing at all. The latest scuttlebutt is that Neeson and Anderson were only pretending to be in a relationship to promote their movie The Naked Gun . Now I’m wondering how I could have been so gullible and asking celebrities to kindly either knock it off with the fake romances or to do a better job and trick me more thoroughly. Because this half-assed fauxmance act is not serving any of us well.

But before we get into that, let’s revie

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