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Donald Trump is back in the White House, and he's bringing sweeping changes to every corner of the country. As part of his quest to usher in an American Golden Age, he has specific plans in store for the education system.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of bold, based changes Trump is making to education:

January 6 will be a school holiday: To observe the best and worst day in American history.

All public school teachers will be required to come to work at least two days per week: A vast improvement over the previous minimum requirement.

Pluto will be recognized as a planet again: Make the Solar System Complete Again.

Giant trebuchets will be installed on college campuses to dispose of Marxist professors: Extra government funding will be

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