Bears head coach Ben Johnson watches his team against the Kansas City Chiefs during the second half of an NFL preseason football game in Kansas City. AP

What kind of pro football season will it be? Don’t get me started. On second thought...

I predict new Bears coach Ben Johnson will be required to wear a name tag that says, “Hello, I am not Matt Ebeflus, thank God.”

Caleb Williams’ intangibles will be the first to go.

I predict Aaron Rodgers will calcify.

I predict that not only will a Bears defensive back intercept a pass, but he will take it home and have it mounted.

The over/under on the pending marriage of Kansas City tight end Travis Kelce to the girl in the press box window Taylor Swift is seven and a half.

Detroit pass rusher Aidan Hutchison will get so embarrassed helping C

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