U.S. — In a potentially disastrous turn of events, campaign staffers close to Kamala Harris confirmed that the vice president had learned the word "indubitably," just in time for her upcoming interviews with The View, Howard Stern, and Stephen Colbert.

According to sources within the Harris-Walz campaign, the new development had the potential to not only derail Harris's campaign but also to deafen and emotionally scar all viewers and interviewers involved in the candidate's media blitz.

"Things were already bad enough when she heard the word 'holistically,'" groaned Leslie Quayle, a gay staffer for the Harris campaign. "But this new word is going to be rough. She seems to think it means something like 'joyfully.' I have no idea how we're going to be able to steer her away from using th

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