Some people have noticed the peculiar formatting Dr. Jordan Peterson began using when posting on X (formerly Twitter), but little have they realized that they are witnessing the emergence of the great haiku poet of modern times.

The Babylon Bee has obtained a sneak peek at some of Dr. Peterson's upcoming tweets:

Rebuking Gender Surgeons

Some doctor you are

An evil bloody creature

Harming young children

Ode to Lobsters

Lobsters, lobsters in

My dreams and in my visions

Claws, all the way down

Black Tie Prison

The tux of patterns

Straight-backed men wear proud, dashing

Straight to the gulag

Mario, My Brother

Little plumber man

Jumps to get the shiny coins

Always out of reach

Lunchtime

Mustard on hotdog

No relish, onion, ketchup

Only need a bun

Not My Star Wars

Last Jedi

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