WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what many are calling the most popular Executive Order of all time, President Trump has ordered public schools to stop teaching anti-American history classes, replacing them all with daily viewings of Top Gun , among other classic pro-America movies where the Russians and other foes get crushed by the greatest country in the world.
The initiative calls for the replacement of the "inaccurate and dumb" 1619 Project with the new "much cooler" "1986 Project" where kids just watch Top Gun all day.
"Schools brainwashing our kids with anti-American propaganda? Not on my watch," Trump told reporters. "Kids will now have a much more accurate picture of America and will grow up with a great image of how awesome our kick-[FLOWERBED] country is."
"Plus, frankly, the mov