It seems that somebody lost the president over the weekend. And, wherever he was, it seems he lost his phone for the weekend. There even were rumors that he'd passed on! That he was no more! He had ceased to be! He'd expired and gone to meet his maker! That he was a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! That his metabolic processes are now history! He was off the twig! He'd kicked the bucket. He'd shuffled off his mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible.

Turns out he's alive, at least the husk of him is. But since his White House is managing this situation even worse than they've managed the whole Epstein business, opinions on his viability remain divided. They issued what can reasonably be called a proof-of-life photo that seemed to be taken from th

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