BEVERLY HILLS, CA — At a lavish gender reveal party attended by Hollywood elite, a popular young celebrity announced that her unborn baby is trans.
"After three abortions, I am finally having a trans baby," the celebrity said. "It kicks a lot, which proves that the gender assigned by its genes is wrong. I'm having a little trans-boy!"
"Which is great timing. They're so in right now," she added.
According to a report in Variety, the party was attended by notable celebrities Annette Bening, Robert De Niro, Jamie Lee Curtis, and other celebrities with trans children. Speculation that the close-knit circle of trans supporters influenced the celebrity mother has been vehemently denied by the celebrity's publicist.
Footage captured by paparazzi showed that the gender reveal was conducted by