Speculation has been swirling about President Donald Trump's health, with some people even spreading wild rumors that he died over the weekend. What's the real story?

The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of undeniable signs that Trump's health is going downhill:

Trump has been occasionally posting in lowercase on social media, and his posts have been more coherent: This is not normal.

He is sometimes seen sitting down: A sure sign of failing health. Obviously weak.

He only managed to eat eight Big Macs today: It's like he's slowly fading away.

The man's frickin' 80 or something: Obviously, anyone over 80 years old is at death's door.

Trump shakes hands with nobody, says nonsense, and wanders around aimlessly: Oh, wait, that was the last guy.

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