WESTFIELD, NJ — According to sources, several were injured in a recent brawl when a pair of Mormons found themselves confronting two rival Jehovah's Witnesses on the front porch of an unsuspecting citizen, Brad Thompson.

Footage from Thompson's doorbell shows that the encounter started innocuously enough, but quickly turned nasty as a representative from both groups tried to ring the doorbell at the same time. Eyewitnesses have confirmed that the quarrel had devolved into theological debate and occasional fisticuffs by the time Brad opened the door.

"We may not believe in the Christian Trinity either, but at least we're kinda like monotheists," screamed Brother Franklin Rutherford, a Jehovah's Witness, as he traded limp-wristed slaps with the Revered Elder Joseph Smitherson III, one of t

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