Tories pledge to get all the sauce out of ketchup bottles

The Tories are proposing a 'maximum extraction strategy' for ketchup and sauce bottles. New legislation will require sauce bottles to have a wide neck so that you can at least get a knife in, if not a spoon. Britons are estimated to waste 40 tonnes of sauce a day because extracting the last bit is virtually impossible.Image credit: perchance.org