BARI, ITALY — President Biden, who has for decades now pretended to be Catholic, took time away from the G7 summit this week to meet with a Pope who also enjoys pretending to be Catholic.

"Well hello there, fellow 'Catholic'! Hail Mary, am I right?" laughed Biden. "Ho-ho, what fun!"

According to sources present at the meeting, Biden and Pope Francis shared several great tips on pretending to be Catholic, as well as enjoying hearty laughs about people who actually thought they were Catholic. "See, if you just dress in a big white robe and wear a giant cross necklace, everyone will totally think you're Catholic," explained the Pope. "I met this Chinese refugee the other day who was actually Catholic, he comes up to me and asks why I handed over the Chinese Catholic church to the Communist

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