MEDITERRANEAN SEA — Terror struck a humanitarian mission on its way to Gaza, as the crew and passengers of the Global Sumud Flotilla reported a loud, jarring noise accompanied by a bright flash of light and heat, leading them to believe that doom was imminent.

While anchored off the coast of a Tunisian port, professional activist Greta Thunberg was heard by witnesses shouting for others on board to seek immediate shelter in an attempt to find safety from what was believed to be a military strike on the flotilla.

"Hit the deck! We're under attack!" Thunberg cried. "Engage all defensive measures! Pull anchor! Load the starboard cannons and get to your stations!"

The crisis was averted, however, after it was discovered that the commotion had been caused by a frozen burrito exploding in the

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