GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later expressed supreme confidence on social media that he had the entire Israel-Iran conflict solved.

Jason Strand told everyone he knew (and everyone he didn't know) online that the Middle East situation was very simple, despite the fact that he had failed miserably to help his 4-year-old and 2-year-old children reach a peaceful resolution to their heated argument over a toy.

"It's actually a pretty simple problem to fix," Strand posted online. "While there are people on both sides of the argument focused on the wrong things, I have the best solution all mapped out in my head. I came up with it earlier today while I was trying to separate my kids and keep them from coming to blows o

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