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U.S. — Millions of people took to the streets over the weekend to demand more, not less, government waste.
Chants of Make Waste, Not War! and Government Waste Is A Human Right! could be heard for miles around such major metropolitan cities as Los Angeles, Chicago, New York, and even Washington, D.C.
"I cannot imagine a world without government waste and I don't want to," said a spokesperson for the organized movement. "That's why we've wasted as many man hours as we could to show people we need more waste."
The "Hands Off!" movement was orchestrated by a coalition of over 150 progressive groups in support of government waste who simulated real government waste by blocking traffic and generally inconveniencing the lives of everyday Americans just like th