Media Says Motives Unclear of Killer Who Wrote Manifesto Entitled 'Here Are My Motives'

U.S. — The media has announced that the motives remain unclear of an assassin who wrote a manifesto called "Here Are My Motives."

After poring over a lengthy, detailed explanation by the killer of why he carried out his attack, the media stated the motives remain shrouded in mystery.

"It appears we will never know why the assassin did this," said news anchor Tina Rothman, after reading off the killer's explanation of why he did this. "After conducting a thorough investigation of the phrases that explain why he chose his targets and the ideology that motivated him, his motives remain totally uknown. We only wish something, some sort of explanation, could have shed light on this."

According to sources, assassins have become progressively more frustrated by the inability of the media to un