Brought to you by: Tuttle Twins
Biden is warning of a coming nuclear apocalypse, but don't worry! A thermonuclear war that wipes out most life on the planet wouldn't be all bad! Let's look at the bright side, shall we?
Here are 9 great upsides of a nuclear apocalypse:
You never have to go to IKEA again: Never again will you have to navigate a labyrinthian hellscape of cheap furniture and meatballs! Yay!
You have this cool extra arm growing out of your shoulder now: You can multitask!
Flash from the explosion will burn out your eyes so you won't have to see whatever Lizzo does next: Praise be!
Your friends who made fun of you for keeping all your DVDs will be jealous since all the streaming services are down now : Who's laughing now?
Everyone will agree how terrible Biden was: A