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Biden is warning of a coming nuclear apocalypse, but don't worry! A thermonuclear war that wipes out most life on the planet wouldn't be all bad! Let's look at the bright side, shall we?

Here are 9 great upsides of a nuclear apocalypse:

You never have to go to IKEA again: Never again will you have to navigate a labyrinthian hellscape of cheap furniture and meatballs! Yay!

You have this cool extra arm growing out of your shoulder now: You can multitask!

Flash from the explosion will burn out your eyes so you won't have to see whatever Lizzo does next: Praise be!

Your friends who made fun of you for keeping all your DVDs will be jealous since all the streaming services are down now : Who's laughing now?

Everyone will agree how terrible Biden was: A

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