WASHINTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden expressed excitement after being told he was being taken to that big fun farm up north in the country where Jill took the family dog a while back.

"Oh boy! This is gonna be fun! I love farms," Biden commented. "When will we get there? Can I ride a pony? Will Corn Pop be there? Oh boy, I love farms!"

Biden was seen sticking his head out of the window of the Presidential limousine as his motorcade zoomed along the highway. Jill sat somberly next to her husband with a terse look on her face.

"Yes Joe, that's right. It will be fun. A big farm where all your dreams will come true," Jill said quietly while looking out the window. "Please stop licking the glass, Joe. Oh dangit, you peed on the floor."

Joe looked slightly confused as the motorcade pulled i

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