Once or twice a year, this league provides a weekend of results that are more or less impossible to analyze beyond “vibes, individual match-ups and sometimes ball go on.”

That was the case during Matchday 33.

Here’s a quick rundown of the type of insanity MLS can throw at a guy that virtually nobody else in the world can match:

The Supporters’ Shield leaders, whose only multi-goal loss of the season came six months ago, went on the road and lost 7-0 .

Columbus , who hadn’t scored multiple goals in a league game in almost two months, went to Atlanta and were up 5-0 inside 40 minutes. They were lucky to win 5-4 .

Minnesota took one shot in the game’s first 73 minutes in San Diego and were barely holding onto a scoreless draw. Then they got two goals in three minutes and went o

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