QUEENS, NY - Semi-practicing Catholic Jack Nunnink announced today that he intends to honor Lent by giving up something that he really shouldn't have been doing anyway.

The forty days of Lent are a time when many Catholic and Orthodox Christians (and a few Protestant weirdos) fast from something, as a way of reflecting and preparing their hearts for Good Friday and Easter Sunday and honoring Christ's forty-day fast in the desert. For many, it's a time to take a break from things that aren't sinful in and of themselves but can distract them from serving God. For others, it's just kind of what everyone else is doing, so... you know, might as well.

"This time of year is really difficult because there are so many things I probably should give up, but I'm not really sure I want to," Nunnink s

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