We’ve received enough school jobs (C8) to keep us employed forever, yet, it’s time to give it a rest, but not before these final few missives, starting with feedback for former Sawdust Monitor Warren Howlett: “I’m sure baby boomers recall sidestepping piles of sawdust covering the ubiquitous student spews along corridors and stairwells at school?” says Peter Snowden of Orange. “Classrooms seemed immune as teachers always reminded kids to ‘do the bolt’ if they were going to be crook. I blame the warm milk forced upon us daily in primary years. Still can’t front it as a drink except in my flat white or with Tia Maria, of course.”

Chris Lockley of Alstonville agrees that dodgy milk is the culprit but blames it on “the Milk Monitor playing their trick of planting sour milk in the daily supply

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