DALLAS, TX - As he began sending hundreds of offering plates and a large wheelbarrow up and down the aisles of the venue where he was holding a miracle faith service Friday, televangelist Kenneth Copeland reportedly assured the crowd that 100% of the proceeds of the morning's offering would go directly to Kenneth Copeland.

The prosperity gospel preacher took a few moments to clarify that all donations would directly enhance his own astronomical net worth.

"Now, I know that a lot of charlatans have given God's people a bad name in recent years. You never really know what their offerings are going to, amen?" a concerned-looking Copeland reportedly said to the crowd as he prepared to pray for the morning's haul. "Well, I'm here to give you a genuine, Texas-sized, Kenneth Copeland guarantee

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