Should we measure things in inches or centimeters? Pounds or kilograms? Miles or whatever it is they use in Europe? The answer is clear: we should use American units as God intended. The metric system was invented by Communists to overthrow capitalism and institute a New World Order. Luckily, America has stood as the last bastion of sanity with our awesome measuring units (with some Canadians and British helping out here and there, though they have compromised with the heathens).

Here are 10 real-life examples of why the American way is better:

The length of an average foot

American units: 1 foot.

Metric units: 0.0003048 kilometers. This makes literally no sense.

A cup of coffee

American units: 1 cup.

Metric units: 236.588 milliliters . Also it's probably disgusting tea.

The weig

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