Last night, ABC announced that insomniacs and graveyard shift employees alike will be deprived of the comedic genius that is Jimmy Kimmel indefinitely, thanks to some seemingly off-color comments about the killing of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk.

We say “seemingly” off-color because that’s how the media company seemed to take the remarks after some thinly veiled threats from Washington, D.C.

The part of Kimmel’s speech that rubbed some the wrong way went like this: "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it."

Kimmel’s commentary drew outrage, most notably from Brendan Carr, the chair of the Fed

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