Q: While clearing out the family home after my parents’ deaths, I keep discovering stashes of pornographic material. I’ve been surreptitiously taking DVDs and tapes to recycling locations but feel very self-conscious. Any advice?

A.M., Ryde, NSW

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A: Your question made me think about future generations who’ll never be able to get rid of their dead parents’ pornographic material. Every time they Google their parents’ names, they could come across Mum’s Tinder profile from her 20s – a bathroom-mirror bum-selfie and the message: “Swipe right if you like music, travel, movies and face-sitting.” Or they’ll find one of Dad’s nude pics on Biggies.net. He got 47,000 views. A proud legacy in the family name, immortalised in landscape mode for the world to see.

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